The Dancefloor

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Abfall 01

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Boring Machine Disturbs Sleep

The Roots, The Lesson, Pt. 1
Lyrically versatile
My rap definition is wild
I wrote graffiti as a juvenile
Restin on deuce trey
And used to boost gray Kangol’s
with 555 Soul’s from the streets

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“You insist that there is something that a machine can’t do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.” John von Neumann

SNAFU

SNAFU – Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.
SUSFU – Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up.
FUMTU – Fucked Up More Than Usual.
FUBB – Fucked Up Beyond Belief.
TARFU – Things Are Really Fucked Up.
TOFU – Things Ordinary: Fucked Up.
GFU – General Fuck Up.
SAMFU – Self Adjusting Military Fuck Up.
BOHICA – Bend over, here it comes again.
TUIFU – The Ultimate In Fuck Ups.
FUBAR – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair/Reason/Redemption.
FUGAZI – Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In; Refers to out-of-control situation such as a chaotic jungle warfare combat environment
JANFU – Joint Army/Navy Fuck-Up; apparently used by British troops in WWII.
JAAFU – Joint Army-Air Force Fuck-Up; the use of JANFU combined with a radical increase in joint-forces operations since 1989, has led to the rare but increasing use of JAAFU.
DILLIGAF/DILLIGAS – Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck/Shit? Interogative form of, “(It) don’t mean nothing.” Both often heard in Vietnam.
TINS – This Is No Shit! Often seen in veterans’ forums.

Spam Poetry 1

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After Glitter

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